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    10/20/2009

    大件

        初中的大件是两百的运动服,高中大件是七百的跑步鞋,大学是一千的牛仔裤,翅膀越硬,钱包越鼓,需求变大,消费水平也走高。后国庆前世界杯时代,一个礼拜内朋友纷纷添置真大件,大王买了白色铃木SX4,新逼和傻哥也交了高尔夫6的定金,过年提车,全是顶配,1.4T+DSG,主动转向氙气大灯等潮物应有尽有,盖因新车就产一万辆,选装件直接捆绑,要么不干,要做做全套。

        新逼大王有了自己的车,可喜可贺,待大家各自细细磨练,咱们的长途计划就可以提到议事日程上来了,照原设计提前五六年,还得说运气好,托生进了幸福家庭。傻哥是天生的消费型人种,纵使并无那般热爱,一旦把购买欲煽乎起来,比谁都猴急,也不管自己是不是桩都绕不过去了。我倒不对杏石口附近行人表示忧心,傻哥再傻,开车也还是会的,就怕高6重蹈傻哥无数鞋衣覆辙,两天新鲜劲儿,将来三年五千公里,锃光瓦亮地趴在院里落灰,这次不是PSP和AJ4,别人谋得跟你换啊,洋逼倒是有辆奥迪A3,无奈右舵,开到八大处军区大院外一千米告示牌就得刹车,PLA小弟弟敬礼:唔该,外国人不得入内撒。

        时代变了,middle-class家里的年轻人在社会底层受着苦累,除了消费没有止疼药,父辈点滴储蓄买来心仪物件的老式快乐再难觅,因今日点滴的确撼不动街上跑着的任何金光灿灿了。长辈只剩嘴上严厉(傻爹:“你要买这车可以,买了就扔北京吧别开回来,将来养不起别找我”“什么双离合器,一听就容易坏”——傻爹是五十铃皮卡和陆风越野车的拥趸),手上却不松劲儿,一旦看见孩子支撑的胳膊稍软,立马忙不迭地亲身顶上。八十年代的孩子们眼见自己的王八蛋状,心知养儿防不了老,什么传宗接代,还不如多吃两片止疼药,因此从我辈开始,词典上的谚语就变成了“不养车不知父母恩”。时光轰然向前,三代人脸上的皱纹一起增加,惟愿准备了一桌子菜等儿子返家的父母,与高速上踩着油门的既快乐又无奈的孩子们,能有那么一刻钟的心心相印吧。

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    木偶顽童wrote:
    你是羡慕呢还是嫉妒呢
    新逼当年初中时候就骑1000+的捷安特顶配跑车 有情可原 傻哥就不说了 妈的以后必须偷税漏税 绝对不能忍
    还是挣钱先孝敬你老子开上15万+的车吧,在北京2块钱能搞定的事情不挺好吗
    Oct. 25
    棉 纯wrote:
    呵呵,等我露头等急了吧?(够不要脸地啊)。术业有专攻,但要分先后。在哪有车都好,不就是堵吗,堵城的辉煌我不加瓦也得添砖啊。这都不主要。主要的是这种文本表述方式真知识分子了哎,读书的好显而易见。另外这个车型啊,好么?存疑。
    NN地,我在腰疼中,没吃止疼药,是止痛贴膏。哎!能力和机会都没了。笑谈。
    Oct. 21
    MMRwrote:
    在秦和在英伦都该有车,揍在北京没大意思,尤其是傻们的现阶段,哼哼,小文写得真地道
    Oct. 21
    一点儿士 turbo?
    枕回事儿啊?
    Oct. 21
    Yang Wuwrote:
    我只能说我十分羡慕订了G6的哥们儿,
    尽管学术上成天都说汽车糟蹋了城市, 我还是十分不争气的喜欢这些制造污染的机器.
    这种物欲的确就和当年往家里搬SFC, 土星 , PS , PS2 ... 时候一样. 我们这可爱的消费社会阿..
    Oct. 21

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